ALWAYS FIB

From Ann Coulter's "What Part of 'Party of No' Don't You Understand?"

Love is humiliation

From Ann Coulter's "Ahmadinejad: 'Yep, I'm Nuclear!'"

regular American habits of the lost

From Ann Coulter's "Obama Is Owned - You Can Bank On It"

stuff that’s very bad

From Ann Coulter's "Matthews and Olbermann Now Openly Fighting Over Obama"

I Remember…

…when my high school handed out tattered paperback copies of Madame Bovary for us to to read. A friend of mine discovered that he could position his fingers over parts of the book's title so that it would read DAM[N] OVARY. This was considered the apex of wit.

screaming capitalism

From Ann Coulter's "Can't We At Least Get a Toaster?"