We Spit in Your Dangerous Utopia

From Ann Coulter's "Kagan Hearings Surpass World Cup for Most Boring TV Event"

stop the universe and maybe it would be fun

From Ann Coulter's "What a Sack of Sacrosanct"

I’m OK. just OK honestly

From Ann Coulter's "Alvin Greene: The Most Qualified Democrat I've Ever Seen"

THE SECRET CHE

From Ann Coulter's "Sarah Palin: Please Endorse Rob Simmons"

panic forever

From Ann Coulter's "Did You Plug the Hole With a Blue Dress Yet, Daddy?"

Sex For a city

From Ann Coulter's "Modern Civil Rights: Cockfighting and Same-Sex Proms"

Protecting Our American Swag

From Ann Coulter's "Republicans On Track to Snatch Defeat from the Jaws of Victory"

the Supreme secret

From Ann Coulter's "Supreme Court to Face Mecca"

Europeans were absurd

From Ann Coulter's "Obama National Security Policy: Hope Their Bombs Don't Work"

all about the Rich existence

From Ann Coulter's "Washington Takes Break From Porn Surfing to Bail Out Wall Street"

Coulter Makes Cover of “Barack the Barbarian”

A Chicago publisher, Devils Due, is releasing a politically-themed swords and sorcercy comic book, "Barack the Barbarian," by Larry Hama, Chris Schons, and Joel Humberto Herrera. The buffed Obama character fights a succession of villains based on real-life political adversaries such as Sarah Palin and Dick Cheney. Issue 2 (available here) finds Barack battling a "Screeching Enchantress" who's clearly intended to be Ann Coulter. According to the Devils Due website,

"Barack begins his assault on the Elephant Tower by entering the dreaded Labyrinth of Right Turns guarded by the Screeching Enchantress and her many-headed dogs. Meanwhile his other enemies plot and scheme and work their dire magicks."

a history of mist

From Ann Coulter's "Wouldn't a Mini Series on Atilla the Hun Explain Nancy Pelosi?"

Turn Off the Light to the World

From Ann Coulter's "Stevens: 'I Never Left Sanity. Sanity Left Me'"

words are basically the end of emotion

From Ann Coulter's "God Hates Judges"

where anxiety will be no escape

From Ann Coulter's "Prescriptions for Disaster Now Covered Under Obamacare"

so much was preceded by a bikini wax

From Ann Coulter's "Oh, Canada!"

the Mormons Are Approaching

From Ann Coulter's "My Health Care Plan"

Prepare for a Criminal just like you

From Ann Coulter's "What's Arabic for 'You're No Atticus Finch'?"

how to hide money from teenage girls

From Ann Coulter's "Subprime Mortgage Crisis Hits Whorehouses"

ALWAYS FIB

From Ann Coulter's "What Part of 'Party of No' Don't You Understand?"

Love is humiliation

From Ann Coulter's "Ahmadinejad: 'Yep, I'm Nuclear!'"

regular American habits of the lost

From Ann Coulter's "Obama Is Owned - You Can Bank On It"

stuff that’s very bad

From Ann Coulter's "Matthews and Olbermann Now Openly Fighting Over Obama"

I Remember…

…when my high school handed out tattered paperback copies of Madame Bovary for us to to read. A friend of mine discovered that he could position his fingers over parts of the book's title so that it would read DAM[N] OVARY. This was considered the apex of wit.

screaming capitalism

From Ann Coulter's "Can't We At Least Get a Toaster?"

time was just anything

From Ann Coulter's "That Old Obama Magic Is Back"

If this gets denied

From Ann Coulter's "Harry Reid's Negro Problem"